The 7 Types of People You'll Meet at Work

 1. The Seedy Douche Colleague

The type of person who’s always first to say hello to the new intern on her fist day. Always elaborating on past girlfriends and one night stands, this man will certainly trigger your bad moods on a Monday morning.

2. The Lucky Manager

The type of person who's only important because their the boss’s nephew. Usually open to building peer relationships, but unbothered with job security, he/she will refuse to stop talking about their large interior office space. Not the one for encouragement. 

3. The ‘Back In My Day’ Specialist

The type of person who uses every opportunity to remind you that him/her has worked at the company for 14 years. Generally difficult to be a little immature around. Always prepare yourself for a long debate on smartphones and fashion when their close by.

4. The 'Keen to Kick Back' Worker

The type of person who looms around the office looking for group chats, but is only filled with questions surrounding everybody's plans outside of work. 3-4 times a day will they mention the events around town. Don't be hesitant to reject their offer for late night drinks on a Tuesday night, a day before a client meeting.

5. The Trend Trailing Worker

The type of person who’s always putting the unnecessary yards to become the ultimate 50 year old hipster. Owner of all the gadgets released in the past year, though it has taken them the whole year to be comfortable with it all. Usually goes through 5 different work shirts, but only two pair of jeans. Casual Fridays? More like ‘Casual Everyday’. This person will also mention all the latest viral videos or pics...a week after its been trending.

6. The Rulebook Police

The type of person who's peeking behind your shoulders, spying under your desk, or making occasional toilet trips to make sure no one is wasting their daily wages slacking in the bathroom toilet. Constantly ranting about workplace safety, but also constantly making you feel rebellious for logging out of your computer one minute early.

7. The Extreme ‘Outdoors’ Worker

The type of person that make you feel bad for staying inside or even sitting down at all. Always catching the last few hours of daylight after work mountain biking, hiking, or beach running. Or, seemingly finding themselves half way around the world, falling from a plane 14,000 ft high, on a Wednesday afternoon.