The 7 Types of People at Fashion Week

1. The one with the glasses on...INSIDE

Anna Wintour: AKA Queen of this type. 

Yes they're sitting inside in the front row at NYFW wearing black as night, round as round Dior sunglasses and judging you're every move. This type of person has some serious sassiness and attitude, hence why they're in the front row at fashion week and you're in the fifth row.

Well said Larry David.

2. The Token Straight Guy 
He has a love for textiles, patterns, design, Vogue magazine and fashion shows, but contrary to popular stereotyping, he is as straight as they come.

Kanye literally is President of this type. As he blatantly proves here 

3. The Heroin Chic Model

Kate Moss is the heroine of the Heroin Chic.

Before you role your eyes thinking "Heroin chic models are sooooooo 90s", hear me out for a sec. Yes this type of person may have been birthed in the 90s,  but ever since they have had some kind of presence at fashion week. The thing is; Paris, cigarettes, minimal make up, bed hair, and loose-fitted camis never really go out of fashion. No matter how much our health standards change. Wanker fashion term: it's all about the aesthetic.













4.  The Social Media Kween (or King!)

A little jealous!

Hundreds of OOTD posts (outfit of the day) and a huge Instagram following, means this type is being invited to the hottest shows at NYFW, PFW and LFW. Prepare for lots of advertising via their outfit (They'll only wear who they're seeing on whatever particular day) in addition to many Snapchat shots and photos of their coffee and accessories.
















5. The PA (Personal Assistant)

Just like Anne Hathaway in The Devil Wears Prada

This person most likely has an English literature degree and have become a PA for a major fashion journalism company's head because it will fast track their career in journalism...Right? Unfortunately for the PA, much of his or her's day will be spent fetching ten takeaway coffees at a time, answering calls and having sore feet, on account of having to stand up at every show, as they're not entitled to have a seat in the front rows.
















6. The one who's famous for being famous

With BFFL Anna

The one who's famous for being famous, and now happens to have a pretty substantial influence in the fashion industry. You'll definitely see them front row. Especially at Yeezy's Fall show in Paris (No hints or giveaways there)

#worldsmosttalkedaboutcouple

7. The Extrovert 

Iris Apafel is the founding leader of The
Extroverts

You'll definitely be seeing The Extrovert
front row at Commes des Garcons

The extrovert hates trends, and also hates being referred to as a trend setter. They despise fashion conventions and wear anything from a two dollar thrift store thick woollen jumper that somebody probably died in, to a 3000 dollar structured Yohji Yamamoto coat. Important to note: They will be invited to the majority of shows at fashion week, but will only turn up to the three they truly believe to be shows of not just fashion, but 'art.'