The 7 Types of People in Sydney You'll Meet (Prepare for hardcore stereotyping)

1. The Westie

This person spends their down time at the Rooty Hill RSL with a schooner in hand having a good old laugh with their mates. They also regularly holiday in Bali and bring back an assortment of Bintang clothing every trip.

2. The Northern Beaches Surfer Dude

When this guy is not down at Avalon and Whale Beach catching waves, he can most likely be spotted wearing a striped top at Palmy's local 'The Boathouse' sipping on a kale smoothie with fellow Beaches friends. This guy has rock hard, low-pain threshold feet, on account of having not worn shoes for 80% of his life.  He doesn't really ever leave the Beaches, as the relaxed and laid-back lifestyle is so amazing, everywhere else in Sydney feels supremely inadequate. The only time you'll ever see this guy with a jacket and long pants on is when he's in Japan skiing in Japan over the Winter.





3. The Conservative

Probably calls The Hills or Hornsby Shire home and lives in a mini mc-mansion. Adores Alan Jones and fellow local Ray Hadley. Adores all things liberal. Complains about carbon tax. 'Nuff said.











4. The Sports Fanatic

This person is a true blue when it comes to sport. You'll most likely not ever see them on Saturdays during the day, on account of them playing/being sideline supporters at club netball, footy and soccer. They are hardcore Roosters supporters and NRL supporters in general. Sporting events such as the Aus Open, NRL Grand Finals, Test Matches and AFL Grand Finals are equivalent to Disneyland for this person. Endless enjoyment.













5. The Shire Resider

You know the saying, one who's born in the Shire, never leaves the Shire. Important to note, the chances are high that this person has a Southern Cross tattoo on their back. They probably spend their weekends down at Miranda Fair and do weekly bush walks in the Royal National Park. Summers in Cronulla= reminiscent of Puberty Blues. So bittersweet.








6. The Train Line Snob

This person lives on the train line, and not just any train line, they live near the most hustle-y and bustle-y train station interchanges where multiple train lines are known to pass through. This includes Chatswood, Strathfield and Central Station. They like to rub their convenient living locations in your face, and also pity you if you happen to a) not live near hustling and bustling train lines b) don't live near a train line at all. Their conversation spectrum includes anything from talking about the extinct CityRail to the reasonably new Opal card system. Such fun banter ahead with this kind of peep.




7. The North Shore Resider

Resides in one of the most affluent areas of Sydney. Most likely lives in a heritage listed Californian bungalow which has been tastefully renovated by a restoration architect. Likes to host dinner parties with fellow North-Shorees and talk about what school their kid(s) go to. Probably has a live-in au pair/nanny. Pities anyone who lives any further out than West Pymble... That's the cut off.