The 7 Types of People You'll Have to Deal With in the Cinemas

1. The Texter

Pays more attention towards their phone screens, then the actual big screen they came to pay and see themselves. Constantly messaging, scrolling through past conversations, or even worse, starting a conversation with another one of their contacts. Prepare yourself to be distracted by the brightness of their phone screens, which shines intensely on your eyes.

2. The Moving Kids

You will never fail to look past these kids when seeing any family movie in theatres. Constantly pestering their parents for food, but also struggling to sit still. Some of these kids will loose out on all the patience, perfecting every weirdly, oddly, sitting position when watching the movie. Either upside down, hanging from their seats, lying across the arm rests, crossing their legs, uncrossing their legs, these types of movie goers will certainly grab your attention halfway through a scene.

3.  Toilet Goer

Never sitting through 20 minutes of the movie WITHOUT having to go to the loo. Always leaves in time for the best scenes to come on, and arrives just late after an unexpected plot twists. If you're unfortunately stuck with them for 2 and half hours of the film, be sure to focus and understand whats going on, just in case they ask the 'what just happen?' question every time they've replied to nature.

4. The Smuggler

Either ready to see a movie, or prepared to go on a mountain hike. The smugglers are renown for being the most unique movie goer. Always prepared in their giant hiking bags are; a blanket (incase it gets cold) a warm takeaway coffee mug, a beanie, some takeaway and home ready foods and snacks, plus the slippers to comfort the whole movie experience, total respect.

5. The Sleeper

Does not give a damn about the others around them, 'I'm sure i won't snore in the cinemas'. Falls to sleep as soon as the opening credits hits the screen, and wakes up just in time after conclusion of the story. If you'd like to avoid these guys, just make sure you're going to a session that is no later than 8pm.

6. The Movie Expert (who's not actually a movie expert)

Constantly critiquing the film, making fun of the acting skills, and analysing every single cinematic shot, to just make a Michael Bay joke at the very end of it. Really, the types of movie goers you definitely do not want to be sitting with for 2 and half hours.

7. The Loud-Boys

When guys get together, even guys who all love movies, the tide can turn from respected spectating to mistaken the cinemas for night out in the city for a mates birthday. Always having to be the loudest in the place, and harassing any group of females sitting near, when these group of fellas get rowdy enough, there will always be someone alerting a cinema staff.